
Where’s the emoji that clearly
Articulates that this diet rice cake
Tastes like frustrated cardboard
Just barely soft enough not to chip my tooth
I need an emoji for this workout
I don’t want to do, yet I will do
‘Cause I don’t want to hear
That scale screaming at me like it’s lost its damn mind
I need an emoji that says I’m trying to make
This big bottle of water
Taste like a strawberry and cream frappacunio
Where’s the emoji for You Make Me So Sick Right Now
But I’m not going nowhere no time soon, though
You still get on my nerves
I need an emoji that adequately screams
I want to make a resolution for the New Year, yet I always break them
So I won’t, but I really want to
Sometimes I just wish I could find an emoji
That makes it clear that I’ve decided
This adult thing is hard… I’ll try again in a few years
Yet I just can’t find the emoji on any app on my phone